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27 Jun, 2006

Pharmacology

Posted by: admin In: Disability Jokes

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

27 Jun, 2006

Lord, they’re finally together

Posted by: admin In: Redneck Jokes

A woman married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and [...]

27 Jun, 2006

Home Remedies

Posted by: admin In: General Jokes

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don’t panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. [...]

27 Jun, 2006

The Cycle of Life

Posted by: admin In: Sexist Jokes

Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond. Now, we [...]

27 Jun, 2006

Redneck Vacation

Posted by: admin In: Redneck Jokes

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, “Ya know, I reckon I’m ’bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I’m gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I [...]

21 Jun, 2006

Wrong E-Mail Address

Posted by: admin In: General Jokes

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules so the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday [...]

12 Jun, 2006

Yo Mamma Is So Big…

Posted by: admin In: Yo Mamma Jokes

Yo Mamma’s so big … Yo mama’s so big, her belly button’s got an echo. Yo mama’s so big, she can’t wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back. Yo mama’s so big, she rollerskates on busses. Yo mama’s so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.

07 Jun, 2006

Sex for the Win

Posted by: admin In: General Jokes

A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. “Boy, I’d give anything to sink this putt,” the golfer mubles to himself. Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers, “Would you be willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life? Thinking the [...]

05 Jun, 2006

BBQ Rules

Posted by: admin In: Sexist Jokes

After months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it’s the only type of cooking a ‘real’ man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

05 Jun, 2006

A Meeting of the Organs

Posted by: admin In: General Jokes

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. “I should be in charge,” said the brain , “because I run all the body’s systems, so without me nothing would happen”. “I should be in charge,” said the blood , “because I circulate oxygen all [...]


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