A white-haired old geezer went into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young woman and told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, “I don’t think [...]
Some years ago…Bill and Hillary are at the Red Sox World Series Game 6; sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill. At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, [...]
There’s a new book out called the “Useful Golf Book”. It contains some really good articles such as: * How to line up your fourth putt * How to hit a Nike from the rough when you hit a Titleist from the tee. * How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in the [...]
A young blonde woman decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into action. As it gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.