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A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting. “What’s up?” she asks. “I’m having a heart attack,” cries the husband.

A mother is driving her 7 year-old daughter to her friend’s house for a play date when the little girl asks “Mommy,” how old are you?” “Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,” the mother replies sweetly. “It’s not polite.” “OK”, the little girl says, “How much do you weigh?” “Now [...]

The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, “When you die and go to Heaven…which part of your body goes first?” Suzy raised her hand and said, “I think it’s your hands.” “Why do you think it’s your hands, Suzy?”