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Archive for April, 2007

05 Apr, 2007

Little Old Lady

Posted by: admin In: General Jokes

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk, “Dddooo youuuu hhave dddddiilllldosss?” The [...]

05 Apr, 2007

The Italian Job

Posted by: admin In: General Jokes

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “who was the pig that did this to you? [...]

05 Apr, 2007

A Good Question

Posted by: admin In: General Jokes

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing “fairly well” for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, “Do you think I’ll live to be 80?” He asked, “Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?” [...]


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