A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner’s wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and [...]
The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil (this is too cute)!….You don’t even have to be Catholic to appreciate this one. Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class.
Smart man + smart woman = romanceSmart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy SHOPPING MATH