A nurse walks into a bank, preparing to endorse a check. She reaches in her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer and tries to write with it. She looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then realizing her mistake, she says, “Well that’s great … just great … Some asshole’s got my [...]
The “Brief Safe” is an innovative new diversion safe that can secure your cash, documents and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you’re traveling. Items can be hidden right under theirs noses with these specially designed briefs which contain a fly accessed 4″ x 10″ secret compartment [...]
Three aspiring psychiatrists, from three leading universities, were attending their first graduate-level class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish some parameters.” said the professor to the student from UCLA, “What is the opposite of joy?” “Sadness’” said the student. “And the opposite of depression?” he asked the young lady from Clemson. “Elation,” she said. “And [...]
Does this one fall into the same category of which came first the chicken or the egg? Wait, no that’s not it.
Essential vocabulary for the office and other areas. BLAMESTORMING : Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. SEAGULL MANAGER : A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves. ASSMOSIS : The process by which some [...]
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, “Come on, [...]
Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but its missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike [...]