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Ahh, it’s finally here… football season.  Here are a few jokes to kickoff the season!
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“What does a Oklahoma graduate and a tornado have in common?”A. They both will end up in a trailer park.
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What do you call the sweat on two sooners having sex?A. Relative Humidity.
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Why is it so difficult to solve a murder [...]

I have 4 extra tickets for the Robbie Knievel (son of Evil Knievel)Event at the Home Depot Center (Carson, CA) this weekend if anybodywants them.
He’s going to try to jump 5000 Obama supporters with a bulldozer.Should be a good time.Let me know…

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gave each woman a present of $5,000 and watched to see what they would do with the money.
The first did a total make over. She went to a fancy beauty salon to get her hair done, new make [...]

 
 Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went! ! :
Walmart Employee:   ‘Hello ‘dis be Walmarts, how can I help you?’  
Customer: ‘ I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.’
Walmart Employee:  ‘What you want on ‘dat cake?’  
Customer:  ‘Best Wishes Suzanne’ and underneath that ‘We will miss you’.

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said “Have you ever had a hug?”The man said “No,” so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said “Have you ever [...]