It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American History. Who said ‘Give me Liberty, or give me Death’ ?” She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his [...]
1. Talk about a huge breast!2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.3. It’s Cool Whip time!4. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!5. That’s one terrific spread!6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.7. Are you ready for seconds yet?8. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat [...]
Little RALPHY was sitting on a park bench, munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, ‘Son, you know eating all that candy isn’t good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.’
Little RALPHY replied, ‘My grandfather [...]
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word ‘beautiful’ in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, ‘My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.’
‘Very good, Suzie,’ replied the teacher. [...]
Little RALPHY was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, ‘Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!’
The teacher replied, ‘Now, RALPHY, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is ‘urinate.’ Please [...]