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Everyone, say it with me…
1. I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists if I don’t forward an e-mail.
2. I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I do forward an e-mail.
3. Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money and Victoria Secret doesn’t [...]

This could only happen with a little Italian kid…
‘Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl’.
The priest asks, ‘Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?’
‘Yes, Father, it is.’
‘And who was the girl you were with?’
‘I can’t tell you, Father, I don’t want to ruin her reputation’
Well, Joey, I’m [...]

A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde, female crew member to take care of the box for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator.
He pointedly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying [...]

Lincoln placed his hand on the Bible for his inauguration. Obama used the same Bible.
Lincoln came from Illinois. Obama comes from Illinois.
Lincoln served in the Illinois Legislature. Obama served in the Illinois Legislature.
Lincoln had very little experience before becoming President. Obama had very little experience before becoming President.
Lincoln rode the train from Philadelphia to [...]

Definition:
Liquidity is when you look at your retirement funds and wet your pants.