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It’s late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn’t tell what [...]

Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it. The first hunter says “Wow, that’s some hole; I can’t even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is.” The second hunter says” [...]

Everyone, say it with me… 1. I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists if I don’t forward an e-mail. 2. I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I do forward an e-mail. 3. Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money and [...]

This could only happen with a little Italian kid… ‘Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl’. The priest asks, ‘Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?’ ‘Yes, Father, it is.’ ‘And who was the girl you were with?’ ‘I can’t tell you, Father, I don’t want to ruin [...]

A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde, female crew member to take care of the box for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator. He pointedly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the [...]

Lincoln placed his hand on the Bible for his inauguration. Obama used the same Bible. Lincoln came from Illinois. Obama comes from Illinois. Lincoln served in the Illinois Legislature. Obama served in the Illinois Legislature. Lincoln had very little experience before becoming President. Obama had very little experience before becoming President. Lincoln rode the train [...]

It’s a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, “Hey, mamacita, let’s do Weeweechu.” Oh no, not now, let’s look at the moon!” said Rosita. Oh, c’mon baby, let’s you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it’s the perfect time,” Pedro begged. “But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon.” replied [...]

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American History. Who said ‘Give me Liberty, or give me Death’ ?” She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his [...]

1. Talk about a huge breast!2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.3. It’s Cool Whip time!4. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!5. That’s one terrific spread!6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.7. Are you ready for seconds yet?8. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat [...]