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1.  The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.4. A dog’s parents never visit.5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your [...]

Now before you just get all lazy do a little bit of thinking ….     OK Here we go….     10 Little Piggies           Two Calves       One Ass     An Unknown number of Hares              And of course one Kitty

The black Lab asked “So, what are you here for?” The brown Lab replied, “I’m a pisser. I piss on everything… the Sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night When I pissed in the middle of my owner’s bed.”

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, “OK old fart, time for you to retire.” The old rooster replies, “Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens.

A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he’s sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks “How will I recognize him?” “That’s easy, he’s a midget with a speech impediment.” So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he’s looking for a male or female [...]

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Nancy? “My goldfish died,” replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.” The neighbor was concerned, “That’s an [...]

I’ve got a dog named ‘Syndrome’. So every time he attacks the postman I shout at it, “Down Syndrome!”