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A woman was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her.  They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, “Crazy as this sounds, maybe a [...]

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but its missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike [...]

A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes : “USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!” She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the [...]

Two gay guys are walking through a zoo. They come across a gorilla and notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection. The gay men are fascinated by this. One of the men just can’t bear it any longer and reaches into the cage to touch it. The gorilla grabs him, drags him into [...]

A couple attending an art exhibition at the Kentucky Gallery were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three very black and totally naked men sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black weinees, but the one in the middle had a pink weinee.

One day Superman was feeling a bit horny. So, he began to ask his super hero friends for ideas on where he could get a bit of action. “Hey Batman! Who’s good in the sack?” “Well Superman, everyone knows that Wonder Woman is the best sex in comicland. Why don’t you try her?” replied Batman. [...]

The Smiths were unable to conceive children, and therefore decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, “I’m off. The man should be here soon.”