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06 Aug, 2008

Female Compassion

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A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said “Have you ever had a hug?”The man said “No,” so she gave him a hug and walked on. The second woman said “Have [...]

A woman was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her.  They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, “Crazy as this sounds, maybe a [...]

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09 May, 2008

Going Postal

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A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, “have you been in the service?” “Yes,” he says. “I was in Vietnam for three years,” The interviewer says, “That will give you extra points toward employment” and then asks, “Are you disabled in any way?” The guy [...]

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27 Jun, 2006

Pharmacology

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In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.


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