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It’s late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn’t tell what [...]

Everyone, say it with me… 1. I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists if I don’t forward an e-mail. 2. I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I do forward an e-mail. 3. Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money and [...]

It’s a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, “Hey, mamacita, let’s do Weeweechu.” Oh no, not now, let’s look at the moon!” said Rosita. Oh, c’mon baby, let’s you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it’s the perfect time,” Pedro begged. “But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon.” replied [...]

1. Talk about a huge breast!2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.3. It’s Cool Whip time!4. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!5. That’s one terrific spread!6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.7. Are you ready for seconds yet?8. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat [...]

A Russian arrives in  New York City   as a new immigrant to the  United States He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, ‘Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!’The passerby says, ‘You are mistaken, [...]

As a conference, we have a great many teams with varying personalities.  Some have their strengths, some have their weaknesses, and all of them have a bit of neurosis. That’s why the Big 12 Conference has asked all of its members to attend a group therapy session.Okay, they really didn’t, but if they did, I [...]

Ahh, it’s finally here… football season.  Here are a few jokes to kickoff the season! ————————————————————- “What does a Oklahoma graduate and a tornado have in common?”A. They both will end up in a trailer park. ————————————————————- What do you call the sweat on two sooners having sex?A. Relative Humidity. ————————————————————- Why is it so [...]

Four guys sitting around having drinks and one of the men had to use the rest room. The three others talked about their kids. The first guy said, ‘My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a company at the bottom. He studied Business and began to climb the corporate ladder, became [...]