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1.  The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.4. A dog’s parents never visit.5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your [...]

Here is a little test that will help you decide.The answer can be found by posing the following question:You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife and [...]

Republican or Democrat? There are less than three months until the election, an election that will decide the next President of the United States . The person elected will be the president of all Americans, not just the Democrats or the Republicans. To show our solidarity as Americans, let’s all get together and show each [...]

Ahh, it’s finally here… football season.  Here are a few jokes to kickoff the season! ————————————————————- “What does a Oklahoma graduate and a tornado have in common?”A. They both will end up in a trailer park. ————————————————————- What do you call the sweat on two sooners having sex?A. Relative Humidity. ————————————————————- Why is it so [...]

I have 4 extra tickets for the Robbie Knievel (son of Evil Knievel)Event at the Home Depot Center (Carson, CA) this weekend if anybodywants them. He’s going to try to jump 5000 Obama supporters with a bulldozer.Should be a good time.Let me know…

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gave each woman a present of $5,000 and watched to see what they would do with the money. The first did a total make over. She went to a fancy beauty salon to get her hair done, new make [...]

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said “Have you ever had a hug?”The man said “No,” so she gave him a hug and walked on. The second woman said “Have [...]

Four guys sitting around having drinks and one of the men had to use the rest room. The three others talked about their kids. The first guy said, ‘My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a company at the bottom. He studied Business and began to climb the corporate ladder, became [...]

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, ‘Esther,I’d like to ride in that helicopter.’Esther always replied, ‘I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars’One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, ‘Esther, [...]

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.” [...]