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Lincoln placed his hand on the Bible for his inauguration. Obama used the same Bible.
Lincoln came from Illinois. Obama comes from Illinois.
Lincoln served in the Illinois Legislature. Obama served in the Illinois Legislature.
Lincoln had very little experience before becoming President. Obama had very little experience before becoming President.
Lincoln rode the train from Philadelphia to [...]

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American History. Who said ‘Give me Liberty, or give me Death’ ?” She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his [...]

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a bass boat below. She shouted to him,  ‘Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.’
The man consulted his [...]

Here is a little test that will help you decide.The answer can be found by posing the following question:You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife and [...]

Republican or Democrat? There are less than three months until the election, an election that will decide the next President of the United States . The person elected will be the president of all Americans, not just the Democrats or the Republicans. To show our solidarity as Americans, let’s all get together and show each [...]

I have 4 extra tickets for the Robbie Knievel (son of Evil Knievel)Event at the Home Depot Center (Carson, CA) this weekend if anybodywants them.
He’s going to try to jump 5000 Obama supporters with a bulldozer.Should be a good time.Let me know…

OLD VERSION:
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.  The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.  The grasshopper has no food or shelter, [...]

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I said to him, “Come on, man, [...]

Dear Abby,
I am a 60-year-old woman who is married to a man who acts like he hates me.
In public, he pretends he loves me and talks about how wonderful I am. But
in private, he shakes his finger in my face and calls me the ‘B’ word. He
constantly tells me how ugly I am without make-up. [...]