It doesn’t hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time. This little test should get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what is the criteria that defines a patient to be institutionalized. “Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub, we offer [...]
Essential vocabulary for the office and other areas. BLAMESTORMING : Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. SEAGULL MANAGER : A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves. ASSMOSIS : The process by which some [...]
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn’t told him about, he finally got enough energy to [...]
This ought to make you feel better about your computer skills! If you skip any, you have to read the last one! ================================= Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one… ===============
A physician claims that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: 1. “Take it easy, Doc. You’re boldly going where no man has gone before!” 2. “Find Amelia Earhart yet?”
Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!”, and possibly have a present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone “Happy Birthday.” I thought… Well, that’s marriage for you, [...]
Ever wonder about people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here is a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%? If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M [...]