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		<title>Oral Sex Coma Treatment</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her.  They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, &#8220;Crazy as this sounds, maybe a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A woman was in a coma.  Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath.  One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her.  They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, &#8220;Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out  of the coma.&#8221;</p>
<p>The husband was skeptical, but they assured that they&#8217;d close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife&#8217;s room.  After a few minutes the woman&#8217;s monitor flat lined; no pulse, no heart rate.</p>
<p>The nurses ran into the room.  &#8220;What happened?&#8221; they cried.  The husband said, &#8220;I guess she choked.&#8221;</p>
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