Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went! ! :
Walmart Employee: ‘Hello ‘dis be Walmarts, how can I help you?’
Customer: ‘ I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.’
Walmart Employee: ‘What you want on ‘dat cake?’
Customer: ‘Best Wishes Suzanne’ and underneath that ‘We will miss you’.
The “Brief Safe” is an innovative new diversion safe that can secure your cash, documents and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you’re traveling. Items can be hidden right under theirs noses with these specially designed briefs which contain a fly accessed 4″ x 10″ secret compartment with Velcro closure and “special markings” on the lower rear portion. Leave the “Brief Safe” in plain view in your laundry basket or washing machine at home, or in your suitcase in a hotel room. Even the most hardened thief or most curious snoop will “skid” to a screeching halt as soon as they see them. (Wouldn’t you?) Made in USA. One Size. Color: white (and brown).
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