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03 Aug, 2006

The Painting

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A couple attending an art exhibition at the Kentucky Gallery were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.

The painting depicted three very black and totally naked men sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black weinees, but the one in the middle had a pink weinee.

The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African-Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society. “In fact,” he pointed out, “some serious critics believe that the pink weinee also reflects the cultural and sciological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society.”

After the curator left, a young man in a Kentucky T-shirt approached the couple and said, “Would you like to know what the painting is really about?”

“Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?” asked the couple.

“Because I’m the guy who painted it,” he replied. “In fact, there are no African-Americans depicted at all. They’re just three Kentucky coal miners, and the guy in the middle went home for lunch.”

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  • wade williams: Damn Oklahoma Joe, God must wipe his ass with your mouth. I knew you were a sooner just by your tact. hahahahahaha, That's some serious aggretion you
  • OU SUCKS AND IM FROM OKLAHOMA: Oklahoma Joe....You my friend are EXACTLY why Oklahoma has the reputation it does. Your response leads me to believe that you belong in a mental insti
  • Amy Hensley: Don't get your panties in a twist lol it's cool calm down, everybody knows that the only things that grow in that God forsaken state are meth labs and

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