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30 Mar, 2006

Never Ask When Visiting…

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These are all things you should never say while visiting the following countries, you have been warned.

IRELAND
“Are you magically delicious or just angry and drunk?

POLAND
“Do you hire foreigners to screw in your lightbulbs?”


GERMANY
“Is this bratwurst kosher?”

CHINA
“This wall isn’t so great.”

SWEDEN
“Do you have any normal meatballs?”

INDIA
“Hey, you don’t live in teepees! Where can I get a good steak around here?”

ETHIOPIA
“Wow, those flies sure love your pregnant son!”

SOUTH AFRICA
“I liked it better the other way.”

MEXICO
“What’s that smell?”

RUSSIA
“Is it always this cold and economically devastated?”

AFGHANISTAN
“Seriously, where is the real country… where is everything?”

JAPAN
“What’s Hiroshima? Is that a kind of sushi?”

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