A white-haired old geezer went into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young woman and told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, “I don’t think you understand. I want something very, very special for a very special young woman.”
The jeweler then went to his special stock and brought another ring over. “Here’s a stunning ring for only $40,000″ the jeweler said.
The young lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. Seeing this, the old gent said, “We’ll take it.” When asked how payment would be made, the geezer said he would pay by check. “I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank on Monday to verify the funds and I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon” he said.
On Monday morning, a very upset jeweler phoned the old man. “There’s no money in that account.” “I know” said the old man, But just imagine the weekend I had.”
