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31 May, 2006

The Holy Land

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A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.

While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.

The undertaker told them, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000,

or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00.”


The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home,

when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and spend only $150.00?”

The man replied, “A man died here 2,000 years ago, was buried here,

and three days later he rose from the dead.

I just can’t take that chance.”

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